sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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I am crying I love this too much

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the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 


yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

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yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

(Source: holymaurymotherofgod)

beckyhop:

zftw:

we need to talk about that house loan

It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.
I need it.

beckyhop:

zftw:

we need to talk about that house loan

It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.

I need it.

(Source: awwww-cute)

officialunitedstates:

my favorite part of any trip to mcdonalds is the sudden and unavoidable flashbacks to the time when I got stuck in the slide for 5.5 hours and the staff had to slide down mcnuggets so I could keep up my energy while they cut the slide in half with a hacksaw.  half-slide is still there, haunting me and the other kids who sudden fall through a hole halfway through their journey down

escruciate:

i have the tendency to forget how to breathe when im close to beating my highscore

(Source: sweatyboob)

teapotprincess:

thecutestofthecute:

crowley-for-king:

flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

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Majestic creatures.

megaryan104:

pother:

doctorcassherlockedfromtheimpala:

nutellagance:

Martin Freeman doesn’t raise his eyebrows. He lowers his hair.

Jesus christ

WHAT

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

(Source: notmydate)

"i know but idk"

   — me when i know but idk (via bageutte)

modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad
the-hero-lovecraft:

harezora:


iamtonysexual:


renkris:


Utada Hikaru, award-winning singer/songwriter.


when you walk away
you don’t hear me say
“hey look out there’s a door there”


I guess I could say that the glass was simple and clean.


Not any more it aint.

the-hero-lovecraft:

harezora:

iamtonysexual:

renkris:

Utada Hikaru, award-winning singer/songwriter.

when you walk away

you don’t hear me say

“hey look out there’s a door there”

I guess I could say that the glass was simple and clean.

Not any more it aint.

jakemalik:

taylorthebloody:

ppitte:

It has come to my attention that a lot of people haven’t played this game so pay attention:

Grab a friend and tie your hands as the following picture shows

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Now try getting yourselves free well maybe not free but apart from each other, so that the ropes aren’t tangled together, without opening the knots or otherwise removing the rope from around your wrists. It is possible.

im sorry friend but your arm must go

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kelpls:

UMM PEOPLE ASKED ABOUT NOSES AND EARS SO YEAH!!  please look up real references too don’t just look at THESE CAUSE REAL REFS ARE THE BEST I HOpe this helps somewhat i wan’t sure waht to cover SOBS 

iguanabones:

the afterlife isnt all its hyped up to be

(Source: iguanamouth)

vegayta:

now why is platonic cuddling so frowned upon in society fuck you man if i wanna cuddle my bff i will fucking cuddle my bff youll need a fucking crowbar to pry me off you son of a bitch

(Source: helmofhades)

I got paid through creampuffs

I got paid through creampuffs