(Source: thelifemusical)

flatsound:

i sure do laugh a lot for someone who’s dead on the inside.

stayburned:

it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks 

rosswoodpark:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom


"It takes too long"So does raising a fucking child

rosswoodpark:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

"It takes too long"
So does raising a fucking child

mitunathehelicaptor:

“you’re here to learn” I’m here because it’s the fucking law

(Source: kaitokirishima)

sometimes I wish I kept my first url

artiestroke:

kittykat0102:

nosneezinginmyhornarc:

priest-of-rage:

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

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this is a fucking bee

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this is a fucking hornet

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this is a fucking wasp

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as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

I feel like I just watched a step by step pokemon evolution

Pokemon from the darkest pit of hell maybe.

and then there is this thing.

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Mega evolution

(Source: leatherh0ff)

exactable:

seriously though, how cool would it be to have that one best friend that’s like your other half and you can literally talk about everything and they’ll completely understand you and not judge you.

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

nanajalal:

wesquick:

imthegirlwhowaited:

spooky-god:

alwayssleepinginsomniac:

h0llaween:

bondoge:

is it ok

it’s fine it just needs to charge

did you reboot

try logging out and then logging back in

just turn it off and on again

press ctrl + alt + delete and clear your tasks

omg u need a case for that 

nanajalal:

wesquick:

imthegirlwhowaited:

spooky-god:

alwayssleepinginsomniac:

h0llaween:

bondoge:

is it ok

it’s fine it just needs to charge

did you reboot

try logging out and then logging back in

just turn it off and on again

press ctrl + alt + delete and clear your tasks

omg u need a case for that 

(Source: x-u)

queen-juvia:

this is my favorite thing of the day

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

  • friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food
  • me: can i have some

gypsystevie:

ppl who constantly radiate bad vibes are so exhausting like how are you always so that way

(Source: queenbandaid)

earthsoldiers:

earthlynation:

common sense, really

(Source: dirtyhippieproductions)

hythe:

Each workout lasts the length of the song paired with it. So put on your sports anime playlist and let’s go!

You don’t need ANY equipment for this routine - heck, you can do this in bare feet and pajamas if you want to! It doesn’t take much room, either, so it’s perfect if you’re stuck in a tiny dorm or otherwise small living space.

Try to rest as little as possible between each move to finish when the song does. If you find yourself wanting to quit, don’t give up! Remember, Onoda didn’t quit when he had to pass 100 other racers to reach the rest of Sohoku, and neither did Seirin when they were facing Yosen and it seemed like all was lost. Push yourself to be the very best you can be!

PLAYLIST

Cardio: Yowamushi Pedal - "Be As One"
Strength: Kuroko no Basket - "Fantastic Tune"
Freestyle: Free! Iwatobi Swim Club - "Rage On"
Launch: Haikyuu!! - "Tenchi Gaeshi"

And if you’ve still got energy left and feel like you can keep going, feel free to hit the bonus round:

Cardio Burnout: Shingeki no Kyojin - "Guren no Yumiya"

It’s not sports anime, but you will feel like a total badass who can slay Titans by the time you’re done.